1.购物狂欢节到来，鸡冻的无比，我的购物车已经满载，老公的淘宝也被我征用了。2.快来说说你618购物狂欢节花了多少钱？3.剁手完毕……等这阵过了，我要收拾收拾柜子出点东西来一波回血。4.江湖在走，淘宝要有，出来混，迟早要还的。5.每一个剁手党都有一辆价值连城的车，购物车。6.妈妈叫我尽量少花钱，我只有 少 这个字没做到。7.比起坐在你昂贵的跑车，我更爱清空我的购物车。8.快来了，不知道为什么老公把家里的什么的都收了起来了，这是为毛线?9.东西都好便宜，燃起了购物欲想了一中午想不到自己缺什么最后想通了缺钱!10.you不买东西也是没钱买了东西也是没钱，那就说明买东西它不要钱啊！不要钱为什么不买!11马上到618了打开你老婆或者女朋友的手机登录支付宝输错三次密码然后世界都安静了12.not只一起结婚，更要一起结账13.every to 618，都会突然涌现出两种人，一种是自称剁手党，一种是说败家娘们的前者无非是炫富后面的最可恶：不仅有媳妇，还Tm炫富！14天以前我就对自己说下一年一定要剁掉那双“冲动”的手结果在静谧的拉屎时光不小心打开了京东这个想买，那个也想买最后整个购物车都装不下了15.year一度's 618 购物狂欢节结束，小伙伴们是不是败得很多啦？16.purchase crazy, spent a lot of silver...17记者街头采访路人记者：大爷，您今天准备网購吗？大爷：哦，说啥呢？这几年老伴这么难找！闹半天媳妇还得网購了一定帮大爷淘一个哇，大爷单身六七年啦！18.lie down and buy, why stand and fight?19.the beautiful ones have already started preparing for the 6·18 gifts, I looked in the mirror and gave up.beautiful people exist, ugly people exist too, I'm stuck in between, belonging to the ugly ones!!20.on the eve of purchase crazy day, while taking a bowl from the kitchen suddenly an idea came to me.many people are afraid of ghosts when they go to the bathroom but not when they're in the kitchen.Is it because everyone is an food lover?21.purchase crazy day has become a holiday for some countries.people who love shopping will never get tired of this festival22.the transaction volume during purchase crazy days can be equivalent to some countries' GDP23.this is a day where women go all out while men secretly cry......this day really......not bad!24.small steamed buns may be on sale many times but not as many as Taobao25.planning ahead is no match for reality; reality is no match for Taobao's discounts26.my boss says what he wants just like how Taobao slashes prices27.money can be earned back but if an item goes out of stock it's gone forever28.emotions are like shopping: new things don't come and old things don't leave29.investing and saving money may yield gains or losses but Taobao discounts are always profitable30.purchase crazy days arrive without warning; though I think it's nothing special now I find myself getting more interested in it every year