1.用最少的悔恨面对过去，用最少的浪费面对现在，用最多的梦想面对未来。 2.别怪姐姐花心，姐姐是你抓不住的心！姐姐是骗子流氓加小偷，偷的是你的心！3.这辈子最想看到的事就是男人痛经和流产时痛苦的样子。4.年轻不闯到老谁养，收刀不为江湖，为红颜！拔刀再现江湖，为兄弟！5.狗咬我一口，我绝不会去咬狗一口，但是我不确定狗咬我后我还会让它活着。6.擒龙要下海，打虎要上山。一声兄弟，一生情，战斗有你才会赢。7.某人站在民政局门口，领着个小红本，对站在她面前的某人说：“从今儿起，你就是我的人了！”8.把头发扎高，把零食丢掉，把手机放下，把眼泪擦干，别折腾自己了，姑娘你还有未来。9_once not loyal for a lifetime, who made me disappointed I'll make you hopeless.10_尒表現旳侢怎厺cūì榒伓堪,彵莈亽囘鯖尒_.kǎ尒笑話旳賎亽呔多_,懂鰢！

11.say dirty words to a girl, she's not a good girl? She's better than those girls with hidden motives.

12.佬孒の亊還輪卟菿①呮狗萊薍吠.涐媞嗰怎樣の亽伱洎苡ゐ伱佷ㄋ繲涐？13.just someone sat next to me, I went over and slapped them in the face, it's just how can you press on my invisible wings.

14.girls should be more assertive; when they like someone, don't act coyly; grab their collar: "I like you; be my lapdog!"

15.every girl I chat with makes me want to slap her silly, but I'm just unable to do it.

16.don't worry or fret; ten years later all this will just be small talk.

17.when I have money, I'll take the person who annoys me most to the best mental hospital.

18._樾筙樾吥囍鸛惒别朲cんαō架了,_咫缃把ホ奇孠扔捯譵祊臉と。

19.every time after we argue and then regret it - regret for not hitting you hard enough!

20≮分手叕怎样,щō軹寔鲃щō玩簻の莮人,送給莂人玩鮞魢。

21.if you choose to become my doggie, that would be great - no need for anything else! Just let go of your life and leave!

22.you've had enough of being wild? Let's go home together! You don't even need to come back - just die out there already!

23.you can't take care of our relationship so why bother? It was fine until halfway through when things got uneasy... Better off without each other...

24.stay away from him or else...I won't hold back any longer once things get ugly...Prepare yourself for pieces!

25.to love him is to lock him up at home! If he tries running away break his legs first!

26.don't try leaving me or else...I'd turn Beijing into bloodbath territory as your engagement gift...

27.like someone? Chase after them! If unsuccessful keep chasing till successful otherwise knock some sense into them by breaking their leg(s)!!28.brother please don’t force me use resources in Beijing.. i wouldn’t want chaos

29.dont wait till i slap u before knowing what silence means

30.i never flatter anyone..my mouth isn’t sweet enough but if u disappoint me ill show u despair

31.sisters only love those worthy.. others stay outta sight

32.raise an arrogant cat & let it bring back an autumn fish for u dont bother saying thanks

33.never surrender despite falling down nobody comes helpin’me either ill stand tall

34.girl=born female + big appetite + carry own luggage + many friends + say nasty stuff+ damn its daily routine

35.wh y fight? cant we just sit down n stab eachother?

36.if ur eyeing some gal ill propose on ur behalf if agreed kill her whole family if disagreed kill only her

37.men @20 are tigers @30 softwares @40 electronics @50 electronics companies @60 laptops 38.I wanna turn into hedgehog-be proud-protective-cold-skilled-so unbeatable!39.if ur eyeing some gal ill propose on ur behalf if agreed kill her whole family if disagreed kill only her

40.Brothers are mine nothings-I poke one-he pokes one-anyone pokes him-I payback tenfold