1.购物狂欢之际，我不仅是淘宝的主人，更是老公的征服者。2.快来分享一下你在618购物狂欢节花费了多少？3.剁手大作战完成后，我将迎接回血的挑战。4.江湖中的淘宝，必有归属，出手即还。5.每个剁手高手都有一辆价值连城的购物车。6.我曾许下誓言，但“少”字背叛了我。7.坐在豪华汽车上比清空购物车更让我开心。8.老公收拾东西，让我怀疑他有秘密计划。9.便宜商品激发了我的购买欲望，但最终发现缺钱才是真相。10Buying is not free, but it feels like it should be!11.Open your wife's or girlfriend's phone during 618, and accidentally log into Alipay three times to silence the world.

12.Marrying someone means marrying their debt too.

13.Every year on 618, two types of people emerge: those who claim to be "cutting hands" and those who mock them as "spending queens." The former are just flaunting wealth; the latter are more despicable – they have a wife and still flaunt wealth!

14.I once vowed to cut off my impulsive hands next year, but I inadvertently opened JD.com during a peaceful moment in the toilet, only to find myself unable to fit everything into my shopping cart.

15.Has anyone else gone overboard with their spending during this year's 618 shopping spree?

16.The annual 618 shopping frenzy has ended; did anyone break the bank?

17.A journalist interviews passersby on the street: "Sir, are you planning to shop online during 618?" The old man replies, "Oh? That's what they say? My ex-wife was so hard to find these past few years that I've been single for six or seven years now! Can you help an old man order something online?"

18.Lying down while shopping is better than standing up waiting in line.

19.As beautiful people start preparing gifts for each other ahead of time, I took a look at myself in the mirror and gave up – there are two kinds of people: good-looking ones and ugly ones; I'm stuck in between as one of the ugly ones!

20.Before cooking dinner tonight, I realized an interesting phenomenon: many people fear ghosts when using the restroom but don't think about them when cooking food at home... Is this because everyone loves food?

21.The ordinary day before 618 has become a holiday for some Chinese citizens.

22.The transaction volume on 618 can rival some countries' GDPs.

23.This day is both difficult (to resist buying) yet wonderful (in its discounts)...

24.No matter how many buns you buy from small steamer baskets – nothing beats Alibaba's deals!

25.Calculations may fail us humans but never Alibaba's promotions!

26.My boss speaks like he negotiates discounts on Taobao – tough indeed!

27.Money can always be earned back; it’s items going out-of-stock that worry me most!

28.Feeling towards others is like shopping - new ones come forth while old ones disappear without notice

29.Investing money may yield gains or losses; discount purchases through Taobao ensure steady profits

30.To me, though unremarkable initially, this Shopping Frenzy Day has piqued my interest slowly...